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Info-Aged Humor on parenting, culture, politics, and life.

Internet_for_Cats Humorus advice on using the Internet. From a cat.

Journo\'s_Diary A tale of baked beans, bad flatmates and love gone wrong.

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Memoirs_of_a_Papillon Genevieve, a two-year-old papillon, takes you into the inner sanctum of dogdom, revealing canine secrets never before shared with humans.


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